Suits on Dave, new scenes, happy birthday to me :)
Grammar glamour from Mental Floss.
The reason I will never buy an eReader.
This truly breaks my heart
I pledge to read the printed word
- Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
- Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
- Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
- Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
- Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
- Me: why
When you meet a celebrity:
hahaha omg
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING POST TO EVER EXIST. I CANT. IM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER.
this is so adorable <33
Yup, that seems about right.
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